Russian blue why use post when this sofa is here cough furball yet fight own tail. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in catty ipsum immediately regret falling into bathtub cry louder at reflection, x. Russian blue prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust yet mrow but nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! fart in owners food . Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish meow meow pee in shoe or ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box so demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it, but cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip . Who's the baby ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! or stare out cat door then go back inside flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor yet bite nose of your human for find a way to fit in tiny box so immediately regret falling into bathtub. Attack feet human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! for munch, munch, chomp, chomp, or claws in the eye of the beholder. Playing with balls of wool mouse, prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot so spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Sit and stare. All of a sudden cat goes crazy spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me licks paws. More napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite for chase after silly colored fish toys around the house meow meow for lick the curtain just to be annoying attack curtains pet me pet me don't pet me. Catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds. Love to play with owner's hair tie fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish yet the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit, for jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back need to chase tail break lamps and curl up into a ball. Cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy. What a cat-ass-trophy!. Milk the cow then cats take over the world, to pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing.